I just wanna sleep...

Gee, I've been one lazy cat! It's been a whole week since I was here.

I've just been sleeping.
A lot.

I sleep all night next to Treater.
I go right back to sleep on my footstool after my morning treats and sleep until Napper comes home from work.

I just don't have any energy to do anything but sleep.
I don't even feel like playing with my toys.

Treater thinks I'm sick.

I think I'm just lazy.

Birdies

Treater and Napper left me alone for three whole days and three whole nights! They're back now, but I sure did leave them plenty of urpies to clean up! However, I decided not to tip over my water bowls since I made plenty of messes for them.

Treater said she saw lots of birds - big and small - and when she went to the beach one evening, she "captured" some birdies for me! You can listen to them if you turn up the sound. (You can also hear the wind and the water, but I wasn't too keen on all that water.)

Treater also brought me a picture of some really big birds called pelicans. They like to sit by the water and gulp up the fish.

Hmmm...

Guilt trip

This isn't good, but it may be a good way to get my point across. See what you think. Should I?

Treater and Napper are leaving me alone for three nights, starting tonight. I have a great big food dispenser and matching water dispenser. Treater filters all of my drinking water so that I only get the good stuff. She also said she's gonna look into buying me a better catfood for my sensitive tummy when she goes to the pet store, like maybe the one that Misty from The Crew suggested in the comments on this post.

Treater filled my food dispenser after scrubbing it clean. Then she scrubbed and filled my water dispenser...but it kept glugging and glugging...and soon all of the water was all over the floor!

Somehow, it got cracked! It's too late for her to run out and buy a new one, so guess what she did? She put three big water bowls out!

First of all, I really don't like being alone. Secondly, I'm also not too keen on all of those water bowls. I mean, what if I accidentally spill one...or two?

I could drink all my water by the time they get back, and "accidentally" spill any that's left...then play 'possum on the floor and act like I'm dying of thirst!

Can you say "guilt trip?"

CATching up on old business

Treater insists that she has been pretty busy lately. Too busy to take dictation for me. Well, in protest, I have kept her extra busy. I've had a "funny tummy" lately, and things just aren't settling well, so I've been urping some major hairballs on a regular basis for her to find. I'm still not feeling well, and I'm letting her know by leaving tufts of fur around the place.

I'm really going to have to protest this week. Those daggone suitcases have reappeared! I do not like this one bit. I'm snooping around to find out when the suitcases (and Treater and Napper) will be heading out the door again. I foresee some major urpy protests!

Anyway, it's been a long time now, but Fin and Misty were kind enough to leave me an award!

Here are the rules: We are supposed to give this award to five friends. Four of these friends must be dedicated followers of our blog. (Lala and I are dedicated followers of each other's posts - does that count?) Anyway, one should be given to a new blogger who lives in a different part of the world. Each awardee must link back to whomever gave the award.

I've been looking and looking, and it looks like everyone already has this award! Is that what happens when Treater isn't very timely with helping me? Well, in my opinion, everyone who follows my blog deserves this award for being faithful enough to keep checking to see if Treater is doing her duty and assisting me. If you read this and you don't have this award, please consider yourself honored! I thank you - each and every one of you - who take the time to stop by and visit with me!

Oh, I need to report, too, that Tiggie and Hart made their escape. They are still getting acclimated to life on the outside [of that prison camp], but maybe they'll tell us about their new digs soon. I hear they've moved pretty near my friend, Junior. That's really cool!

The Cat Meme

I saw this meme over at Padme and Delenn's momma's blog. It looked like fun, so I thought I'd try it. I'm not gonna tag anycat, but if you'd like to play, too, please leave me a comment!


Here's the rules:
1. Any animal can play, except human beings, cuz they do their own memes! Thank you very much!
2. If you play be sure and tag another pet pal to play and be sure they know they got tagged.
3. Answer the nine questions (duh, nine lives, nine questions).
4. Be honest.
5. Let people know you played too!


Here we go....
1. Favorite place to nap? Nighttime: next to Treater's pillow; Daytime: on Treater's footstool.
2. Favorite past time? Napping, eating, enjoying the occasional 'nip.
3. Favorite treat? Greenies and those yummy hairball treats!
4. Indoor or outdoor preference? Well, I've never really been outdoors, and that's a big and scary place, so I'll say indoors.
5. How did you come to live with your peeps? I was rescued from the shelter when I was one year old. I was abused by the people that I used to live with.
6. Litter box, tree or fire hydrant? Litter box...unless I'm trying to make a point.
7. Best toy you ever got? Hmm, that would probably be the little springy toy with a 'nip-filled head.
8. Sleep in or early riser? Early!
9. Wish for all the world? That every kitty has a safe and warm home with lots of love and lots of food.

Whoa!

Hoooooo, boy, was that ever a party! It's Tuesday and I still haven't recovered.


I really enjoyed having everyone over. We did a super job of trashing the place. However, I think we may have gone a bit too far. Treater claims there is no way that I could have created all of those hairballs by myself. I think we've been found out.

Lotsa kitties were here to party and keep me company. We had nip, feather balls, fresh grass, Temptations and Greenies, shrews (I've never seen a shrew before now), lots of paper things to shred, and even some beverages were provided: niptinis and Dom Niptognon. Thanks to everyone that was here.

Besides trashing the place and sleeping on the pillows, we played several games of "Chase the shrews" and "Thundering Herd of Elephants" (I'm really good at that one), and we had a "Hurl the Hairball" contest. After all the yummies and those beverages, I lost track of who was hurling what. I'm still not sure who won that contest.

While my folks were away, I was given an award - twice! Thanks, Misty and Fin. Treater says she'll help me post that later. I think she's still mad at me for trashing the place.

I really feel bad that Tiggie and Hart couldn't make it to my party, but they're in a really bad situation! They're POWs! There's an underground movement trying to get them freed. Miss Kitty wasn't able to come, either. I think she's hiding from TRHO who keeps trying to put strange things on her head.

As for Lala, she seems to be a bit preoccupied lately. Her mommy is going to have a baby and her daddy has been sick. She's being terrorized by Willow and Racer, too. I think she's just laying low and waiting for all the excitement to die down.

I'm gonna go finish my nap. Thanks again, y'all!

Shhhh....

They're leaving later today.

The long weekend party starts after the sun goes down tonight.

I've got Greenies, lots of 'nip toys, and a big bed for resting.

C'mon over!

What to do?

I just heard Treater and Napper talking. They are leaving me again! They are going back to the place where we used to live for a few days.

Apparently, I'll be here alone for three nights. I'll have the big bed all to myself!!! Maybe I'll finally get to sleep on Treater's pillow (she hates that!).

Better yet, three nights alone would be perfect for having fun...maybe - perhaps - like inviting some furrends over and having a party?!

Any ideas? What should I do? Have a party? Entice an anole to come inside to play? Trash the place? Leave some "goodies" around the apartment?

Whatever I decide to do, I'm not responsible. It's not my fault they're leaving me. Cats just wanna have fun. Right?

My 3-day weekend

This is how I spent my long Labor Day weekend...and how I plan to spend today, too!